tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64505083363866135092011-04-21T11:38:29.677-07:00abOuD my MiNd . . .http://www.blogger.com/profile/03758161058402527226noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6450508336386613509.post-90044378751093587222009-03-19T00:40:00.000-07:002009-03-19T00:42:59.868-07:00<p><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">I probably shouldn’t say this<br />But at times I get so scared<br />When I think about the previous<br />Relationship we shared</span></strong></p> <p><strong>It was awesome but we lost it<br />It’s not possible for me, not to care<br />And now we’re standing in the rain<br />But nothing’s ever gonna change until you hear, my dear</strong></p> <p><strong>The 7 things I hate about you<br />The 7 things I hate about you, oh you<br />You’re vain, your games, you’re insecure<br />You love me, you like her<br />You make me laugh, you make me cry<br />I don’t know which side to buy<br />Your friends, they’re jerks<br />When you act like them, just know it hurts<br />I wanna be with the one I know<br />And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do<br />You make me love you</strong></p> <p><strong>It’s awkward and it’s silent<br />As I wait for you to say<br />What I need to hear now<br />Your sincere apology<br />When you mean it, I’ll believe it<br />If you text it, I’ll delete it<br />Let’s be clear</strong></p> <p><strong>Oh I’m not coming back<br />You’re taking 7 steps here</strong></p> <p><strong>The 7 things I hate about you<br />You’re vain, your games, you’re insecure<br />You love me, you like her<br />You make me laugh, you make me cry<br />I don’t know which side to buy<br />Your friends, they’re jerks<br />When you act like them, just know it hurts<br />I wanna be with the one I know<br />And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do<br />You make me love you</strong></p> <p><strong>And compared to all the great things<br />That would take too long to write<br />I probably should mention<br />The 7 that I like</strong></p> <p><strong>The 7 things I like about you<br />Your hair, your eyes, your old Levi’s<br />When we kiss I’m hypnotized<br />You make me laugh, you make me cry<br />But I guess that’s both I’ll have to buy<br />Your hands in mine<br />When we’re intertwined, everything’s alright<br />I wanna be with the one I know<br />And the 7th thing I like most that you do<br />You make me love you<br />You do</strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6450508336386613509-9004437875109358722?l=aden-kaka.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>abOuD my MiNd . . .http://www.blogger.com/profile/03758161058402527226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6450508336386613509.post-25220178080673768142008-11-24T03:57:00.000-08:002008-11-24T04:22:43.548-08:00<h1 style="font-style: italic; font-weight: normal; text-align: justify;"><span><span style="font-size:130%;">Jenis Cowok Mutusin Ceweknya Lewat Telepon</span></span></h1> <div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> COWOK KASAR:</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> "Eh anjrit...bangset koen!!! .. kita putusss..."</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">COWOK SOPAN:</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> "Asalammulaikum wr wb ..... Hallo chaianku..taianku..my babi.. my honey.. my sweety.. kamu apik-apik wae toh kabarnya?" Begini lho say.. sehubungan dengan telah berlalunya waktu yang telah kita lewati bersama ..</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> Maka aku menyadari bahwa aku dan kamu sebenarnya tidak ditakdirkan untuk bersama, maka daripadanya marilah kita bersama sama lapang dada untuk memutuskan jalinan kasih ini..</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> Demikianlah untuk abang sampaikan, lebih kurangnya abang mohon maaf lahir batin seperti halnya abang memaafkan dikau. Akhir kata, Assalmmulaikum wr wb..."</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">COWOK MERDEKA:</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> "Hi say.. pa kabar..? jadi pada dasarnya kemerdekaan itu adalah hak segala bangsa dan oleh karnanya penjajahan harus di hapuskan dari muka bumi. Nah lu tau kan gw ini orang yang bebas dan merdeka.. jadi lu tau lah maksud gw... Udeh gitu aja..bye..!"</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">COWOK CAPE:</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> "Hallo..say.. tiap inget elu gue cape de.., tiap denger nama elu gue cape de..,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> tiap liat elu.. gue lebih cape lagi de... gue bener bener cape de.. kita putus ya..!"</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">COWOK MATRE:</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> "Hallo say.. gw terpaksa telepon lu neh.. karena lu pasti gak punya pulsa.. ..ya kan... gini.. maksud gue gimana kalau kita putus aja, gue gak bakalan bahagia ama elu.. karna lu pasti gak bisa beli'in gw real-estate, pesawat tempur, kapal pesiar, mobil-mobilan, motor-motoran, perhiasan, de el el...kamu kere de..!"</span><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;" class="story"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">COWOK TELMI:</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> Telpon yang pertama:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> "Hi.. pa kabar ... dari mana aja neh..?" Sebenernya gua mau ngomong nih.. em..hm.. waduh kok jadi lupa ya.. tar gua telpon lagi ya..!"</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Telpon yang kedua:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> "Hi.. gua baru inget nih.. sorry ya sampe lupa.. abis gimana ya.. susah juga.. em..hm.. tadi apa ya.. gw mau ngomong apa tadi.., yah jadi lupa lagi.. elu sih ...!!!"</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Telpon yang ketiga:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"> "Hi.. sorry ya telpon lu bolak balik...sorry lupa mulu, abis tadi lupa minum gibolan sih.. Cuma mau kasih tau neh... kita putus ya... Sebenernya sih gw mau kasih tau dari taon lalu, cuma lupa mulu.. daggg"</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">COWOK MURTAD:</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> (telepon ke bonyok minta tolong bonyok yang nyampaikan)..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> "Ini simbok ya.. atau si abah..? ah buhsyit lah...!! eh lu orang denger ya baek-baek... kasih tau sama si Jamidonk, gw mau putus..tus..tus.. </span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> Jangan tanya nape.. pokoknya putus..., jangan lupa kasih tau die ya.. awas kalau lupa.. kalau lupa nih...gw hajar juga lu bedua..!!!"</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">COWOK SIMPLE:</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> "iank.. putus!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">COWOK SUPER SIMPLE:</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> "putus ..."</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">COWOK KERE:</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> "Hi cayang.. lu pernah gak denger lagu liriknya begini: Cewe Matre Cewe Matre.. kelaut ajeee..! Keren juga ya...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> BTW lu pernah gak di suruh ke laut..? Kalo gak pernah, gimana kalau elu ke laut aja.. becinta ama hiu sono.. putus!!!"</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">COWOK PEMALU:</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"> "Cayangg.. emh..hm.. ada sesuatu yg ingin gw sampaikan..tapi gue malu ni ngomongnya.. gimana ya..hm..emh..hm...jadi malu ni..gimana ya.. Intinya gue malu de jalan ama elu.. sorry.."</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">COWOK BERDARAH DINGIN:</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> "Alloww.. elu kok masih idup..? eh denger ya.. mulai detik ini gue gak mau liat muke lu lagi..., awas lu kalau sampe gue liat lu lagi.. gw mati'in lu...!!"</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">COWOK PANTUNIS:</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> "Hi Hon.. abang kasih pantun ya... nih dengerin baek baek..."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> "Kalau ada sumur di ladang.. bolehlah kita menumpang mandi...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> "Kalau ada umur panjang...mending kita tak jumpa lagi..!!"</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6450508336386613509-2522017808067376814?l=aden-kaka.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>abOuD my MiNd . . .http://www.blogger.com/profile/03758161058402527226noreply@blogger.com0